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 * //__Tallan,s Jurrasic moive reviews__//**

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Partly Cloudy

0/5

This cloud has no silver lining. For a //__short__// the opening was way too long. The plot was really predictable. The story is about clouds and storks. The idea they are using is that clouds make the baby of some animal and the stork takes them too how it belongs to. This is a kid’s explanation of how babies come and any one over five noses that is how it works or they would see storks all the time. The story starts with the storks dropping off all the cute babies then it goes to the cloud that is big and happy making dog and cats with toys and shows a happy stork then a dark cloud makes all the "dangerous animals". Then of course flies up the hurt stork then it gust sows him come back worse and worse. This is a very bad video don’t waste your time on this pathetic video.

=Matter of lofe and death=

/5

this film is not onehundred prcent apropit of some of the etende adincis of this fillm.bing atended for kids it is way to grousome of young kids. the opining sean is some one beng murerd. some kids should not be introdeced to kids that uuong. but on the other hand some probly are plaing worse games. another reason is some one gets maled by an aligator. a kid to small might get a tad bit shoked. i now that when i was litiler this romace would make me sleap. ther is alsow some humer that only older peaple would get. it is very funy shure, little kids woult get all of it. i am not going to comepletly write it of ther is some good humor, and some kides are alredy exposed to muck wose. it is more of a tean film. this film is over all is geting a 2.5 out of 5.

This film is not one hundred percent apropit of some of the etende ardencies of this film. being attended for kids it is way to gruesome of young kids. The opining seen is someone being murdered. some kids should not be introduced to kids that uong. But on the other hand some prubly are playing worse games. Another reason is someone gets maled by an aligator. a kid to small might get a tad bit shoked. I now that when i was litiler this romance would make me sleep. there is also some hummer that only older people would get. it is very funny shure, little kids woult get all of it. i am not going to completely write it of there is some good humor, and some kids are already exposed to muck worse. it is more of a teen film. this film is over all is getting a 2.5out of 5. =Braveheart= /5

Brave heart is a story based of reality and is a great film. the movie is about William Wallace ( he was a real man that lived in Scotland ) and what he did for Scotland. in the opening he was a small boy him and his father find a hut full of dead people. as a result his father went to go fight. he is unable to return. William leaves his home. the rest of the movie he is an adult. The nobles take men wife’s when they first get married in the kings effort to get rid of the Scottish. William falls in love. he secretly gets marred. a soldier attacks her and William attacked. this is when the story gets better and gets in to more facts. William tells her to run and he run the guards catch her but not him. the noble kills her. William shapes and he kills a lot of people. his group grouse and they kill more. that is probably what happened that is most likely to. so these keeps happening they take out a hole army. Then they start to lose. Most of his men die. The is betrayed by a friend. He gets captured and the story comes to a end. If you now history you now how it ends. If not ether read your history book or watch the movie. That is all I can say. It is at least somewhat realistic. Scotland never did become free. As far as I now most of the people are real. The characters are great even if they are not real they are great. They all seem to have some good emotions and I love the mad man. It is his island. {watch the movie to understand} Then protagonist is done very well. This movie has some good history and is great for most audiences. It is about a real man. So if you are looking for lasers and madness it is not for you. This movie is going to get a 5 out of five. =The Hunger Games= /5 I hope the odds of seeing this movie is ever in you favor, I loved this movie because the concept was great. I will not lie the books had a big influence on my rating. The book is the beast! The movie is about Katnis Everdean how is a girl how lives in the nation of Panam. Every year one boy and girl between the ages of 12 to 18 from 12 distracts have to compete in a death battle to remind them not to rebel against the capital agen. Katniss has to go for district 12. The 24 tributes then train in the capital before they go to fight.then see enters the arena. i loved this moive 4 out of 5

=Alice in wonderland=

i think that this movie is good because the cgi is great and the battles are cool. The jabberwocky is asoume cgi. This movie starts in the real world where Alice ( Mia Wasikowska) is sopost to marry a man named Hamish and most of her of her life is chosen for her. She is thinking and waking when she falls down a hole, then returns to wonder land. she embarks on a journey, she meets a centipede named absolute and she has to stop the jabberwocky. Alice meats the mad hatter ( Johnny Depp)who takes her most the way till he is captured. She tries to free him. After they escape they go to the white quean (Ann hataway)then fights the jabberwocky and takes control of her life. I can not give it a full 5 because the makeup of the hater, Alice, and white Quien. 3 out of five

=Smoke Signals=

I thought that this movie was bad because I was not able to tell if it was a committee or an drama. If it is ether thou it filed, it is not funny or sad. In the beginning there is a house fire and Tomas (Eran Adms) is saved from it by Victors dad. Then it goes to the present, Victor (Adam peach) is playing basket ball and Tomas is watching. There are some flash backs Here Victor is being mean to Tomas, in one of them Victors dad leaves Victor. Then they hear that Victors dad is dead so the two main characters go all the way to Arizona to get his stuff. This is so post to be sad but it is not because Victor’s dad is a mean person. The whole time Victor is mean to people. Then they get there and meat Suzy how tells them stories. Victor goes throw his dads stuff and cuts his hare. They get his truck and crash Victor starts to be nice. it is not sad at all. and there is like nuthing i thought that it was realy funny. but one good thing was the onpinning sean was some what funny. 1.5 is what this moive earns.

=march of the penguins=

I thought that this movie was epic beyond all reason because it was about a penguin’s life and it is extremely educhional. This movie is about emperor penguins as I said and there life in the arctic. The penguins every year walk miles to the penguin breading grounds. Once there they get there they looked for a mate. I learned that scientist do not know what the penguins are looking for in a mate. They have an egg, after that the father guards it as the mothers goes back to the sea. After the winter 4nds the mothers come back to feed their new born babies. That is another thing I learned that mothers would try to steal other abies that’s only if there kid dies. After that the parents take turns feeding the babies. Then when summer comes the babies take their first swim. The baby penguins in this movie are cute and it is very educhional and the film makers that made it did not get in the penguins way. I would give it a 5 but the deaths in it might be bad for kids, 4.5 is my rating.

=The spy next door=

i liked the spy next door because i loved the mix betwean the comity and the action in this movie together where cool together was cool. the movie is about a spy named bob (Jacky chan) how is retiring his work in espionage. aftor he does his naber Julean ( how he is dating) goes out of town and has him wach her kids and he does. but an old enimy is now after him. i like this movie 4 out of 5

=__//RV//__=

I did liked the movie //__RV beacase it was funny__// with the famly bus. The hole thing is a famly on a roud trip. the dad frow the hole thing is trying to secritly do his job. they are all so trying to avoed the famly thay meat in an rv park (travice, erle, moon, not erle).. this was a bad with fart and bow jokes. 2 out of 5.